Thursday, February 09, 2006
What? I'm not dead, I'm just preoccupied. This is a poor excuse for a post but mindless dribble sounds appealing right about now. THANKS A WHOLE LOT MATT! Anyway, here it goes.
Four jobs I have had
Assistant Manager of Cosmetics - Drug Emporium - I had to sit around and listen to Cindy Crawford aerobicize to the highly annoying tunes of Seal while fetching Ray Bans, crystal unicorns and hermetically sealed eau de toilettes from behind heavily guarded glass cases. Fun times to be had by all.
Lead Make Up Artist - Glamour Shots - Yes I was responsible for making you and every real estate agent south of the Mason-Dixon look like a retarded harlot. I am still making amends for this.
PBX Operator - Company uknown - I quit when I found out the the majority of my co-workers were there on a work release progran from PRISON and also because I thought my boyfriend was fucking his step sister while I was hard at work trying not to become someones bitch.
Gogo dancer - Liquid X - Was in the same space prior to the famous but now defunct Chamber for about three weeks. We had about about three patrons during that time which I attribute to poor marketing. I worked as a pre-school teacher by day for my "legitimate" paying job as you cant pay the rent with Vodka and Crans. Holy shit I loved that job.
Four movies I can watch over and over
Four Rooms - Because I love that film and it just seems apropos
Bring It On - She puts the "itch" in bitch. She puts the "whore" in horrify.
Kill Bill Vol. 1&2 - So who gives a shit if they are technically two movies. They are two incredible movies.
Anything John Hughes pre that Home Alone shit
disclaimer - contrary to the above mentioned movies I DO like profound, make ya think films as well
Four places I have lived
Columbus, Ohio
Hamilton, Ohio
Marietta, Georgia
Roswell, Georgia
Four tv shows I love
Lost
House
Wire In the Blood - Hopefully a new season will start soon
Six Feet Under - Of which I mourn
Four Places in which I have vactioned
New York, New York - I would give my feet to be sitting at Franks eating the best fucking eyetalian known to man.
L.A. - Family and friends is the only thing that keeps me goin back
Vegas - YES PLEASE! And NOW
Disney World - I swear they pipe opium through the parks because really, when you disect a day at Disney it totally fucking sucks. The walking the waiting the hot the exuberant prices the annoying people but jesus, I want to go back and I want to go back NOW!!!
Four of my favorite dishes
Anything at Franks, 2nd & 5th NYC
Dan's Pork
My mother in law's roast and mashed potatoes
Schwarma
Four sites I visit daily
Rollertrain
untangling the knots.
loudcity - for my favorite web based radio station
Drudge Report
Four places I would rather be right now
NYC
The Cook Islands
Tahiti
NOT doing this fucking meme
Four people who I am tagging
Kevin
Shannon
Katie
Dan
Four jobs I have had
Assistant Manager of Cosmetics - Drug Emporium - I had to sit around and listen to Cindy Crawford aerobicize to the highly annoying tunes of Seal while fetching Ray Bans, crystal unicorns and hermetically sealed eau de toilettes from behind heavily guarded glass cases. Fun times to be had by all.
Lead Make Up Artist - Glamour Shots - Yes I was responsible for making you and every real estate agent south of the Mason-Dixon look like a retarded harlot. I am still making amends for this.
PBX Operator - Company uknown - I quit when I found out the the majority of my co-workers were there on a work release progran from PRISON and also because I thought my boyfriend was fucking his step sister while I was hard at work trying not to become someones bitch.
Gogo dancer - Liquid X - Was in the same space prior to the famous but now defunct Chamber for about three weeks. We had about about three patrons during that time which I attribute to poor marketing. I worked as a pre-school teacher by day for my "legitimate" paying job as you cant pay the rent with Vodka and Crans. Holy shit I loved that job.
Four movies I can watch over and over
Four Rooms - Because I love that film and it just seems apropos
Bring It On - She puts the "itch" in bitch. She puts the "whore" in horrify.
Kill Bill Vol. 1&2 - So who gives a shit if they are technically two movies. They are two incredible movies.
Anything John Hughes pre that Home Alone shit
disclaimer - contrary to the above mentioned movies I DO like profound, make ya think films as well
Four places I have lived
Columbus, Ohio
Hamilton, Ohio
Marietta, Georgia
Roswell, Georgia
Four tv shows I love
Lost
House
Wire In the Blood - Hopefully a new season will start soon
Six Feet Under - Of which I mourn
Four Places in which I have vactioned
New York, New York - I would give my feet to be sitting at Franks eating the best fucking eyetalian known to man.
L.A. - Family and friends is the only thing that keeps me goin back
Vegas - YES PLEASE! And NOW
Disney World - I swear they pipe opium through the parks because really, when you disect a day at Disney it totally fucking sucks. The walking the waiting the hot the exuberant prices the annoying people but jesus, I want to go back and I want to go back NOW!!!
Four of my favorite dishes
Anything at Franks, 2nd & 5th NYC
Dan's Pork
My mother in law's roast and mashed potatoes
Schwarma
Four sites I visit daily
Rollertrain
untangling the knots.
loudcity - for my favorite web based radio station
Drudge Report
Four places I would rather be right now
NYC
The Cook Islands
Tahiti
NOT doing this fucking meme
Four people who I am tagging
Kevin
Shannon
Katie
Dan
